Brown

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 12/13/2015 at 23:43 • Filed to: None

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Brown is the color of luxury. Chocolate brown is the color that melts in your mouth and envelops your taste buds. Luxury. Brown is the color of the leather that softly caresses your bottom as you sit in your luxurious car. Brown is the color of the mahogany shift knob as you deftly move it from third to second as your brown suede Rockport shoe grazes the throttle pedal before firmly pushing it down as you rev-match downshift and then initiate a lovely powerslide while your girlfriend in the passenger seat poops herself a little bit.

Brown.

Oppo, show me some pretty dark brown interiors.

Interestingly, this is much the color scheme and distribution of color I’m thinking of doing in the Miata. Hmmm...

TheHondaBro > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/13/2015 at 23:50

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brown is the color of my poopy.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > TheHondaBro 12/13/2015 at 23:50

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You have luxurious poopy. Mine is green when I eat taco bell

TheHondaBro > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/13/2015 at 23:51

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Mine is liquid when I eat Taco Bell.

Kat Callahan > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/13/2015 at 23:58

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What can Brown do for you, Jake? WHAT CAN IT DO?

dogisbadob > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/13/2015 at 23:59

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All this black shit makes the interior look cheap. The console, steering wheel, and upper dash should be brown. Same with tan/beige interiors; the contrasting trim should be brown, not black.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/13/2015 at 23:59

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I see a new car full of plastic crap.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/14/2015 at 00:00

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If you sit in this seat, you are officially sticking it in the brown

Nibby > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/14/2015 at 00:02

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So this is luxurious? Sweet. Actually, it is very comfortable though.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Nibby 12/14/2015 at 00:08

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Honestly any non-luxury car made in the last 5 years well surpasses what I would have considered luxury 10 years ago.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/14/2015 at 00:08

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Gladly.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 12/14/2015 at 00:09

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Amusingly, when that car was made an all-plastic interior would have been seen as futuristic and amazingly nice.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Kat Callahan 12/14/2015 at 00:10

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I don’t know, but it sure would be nice if it would deliver my packages on time for once.

MLGCarGuy > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/14/2015 at 00:10

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Noble Brown in the new RX.

Canyon Brown in the BMW 6 Series.

Saddle Brown in the MB S-Class Coupe.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > MLGCarGuy 12/14/2015 at 00:13

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you win. You win all of the things. Those are stellar choices. The color in the lexus is perfect and the way it is used is just the right amount as well.

Battery Tender Unnecessary > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/14/2015 at 00:18

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My fiance really wants the Kona Brown interior on the Escalade. As a bonus it comes with the open pore wood that looks WAAAAAAY better than the gloss wood in the regular Black Leather that looks like it came straight out of the late 90s Lincoln Navigator my family had when I was in high school

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Battery Tender Unnecessary 12/14/2015 at 00:21

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Open pore wood? So no glossy laminate? That sounds awesome

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/14/2015 at 00:30

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Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/14/2015 at 00:50

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S-classy

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/14/2015 at 00:55

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Yeah, but I can’t imagine how the post 1969 interior could have looked better to them, I think it was just cheaper.

Beautiful:

Ruined:

Kaizer Soze > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 12/14/2015 at 01:21

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Cadillac uses all real materials in its entire lineup. If it looks like wood or leather, it is.

Comfortably Dumb > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/14/2015 at 01:57

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Carlsson Mercedes

Bentley Continental T Mulliner

Comfortably Dumb > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/14/2015 at 02:01

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Bugatti Type 57 Corsica

edu-petrolhead > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/14/2015 at 06:30

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You had me at “and then initiate a lovely powerslide while your girlfriend in the passenger seat poops herself a little bit. Brown.”

Nibby > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/14/2015 at 08:47

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In a day when you can get a new Civic with leather, navigation, heated seats, dual zone climate control...

not for canada - australian in disguise > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/14/2015 at 10:02

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This is false.

White is the true colour of luxury.

Brown is a close second.

Probenja > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/14/2015 at 10:07

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“Luxury”

RoboRed "The road to hell is paved with overturned Vanduras" > Comfortably Dumb 12/14/2015 at 10:11

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Ohhhhhhhh that’s pretty.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Probenja 12/14/2015 at 10:54

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Honestly the Cruze is a pretty nice place to be.